Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Learning Labor


We are 36 weeks preggers now, getting ready for childbirth in various ways, some pretty common, like the prenatal yoga and the childbirth classes offered by the hospital, others rather special, like having our own British midwife Linda come over to North Carolina to initiate us into the rituals of breathing "light like a featheaaaaa" when the pain will strike. We had a lovely time with Linda and her knitted uterus that helped us to visualize how the baby is going to pop out - if she is willing to act according to our quick and easy birth plan.



Thiemo is doing a great job coping with the new curves that have become part of our life. Recently he found himself in a couple of 'unmanly' and 'un-macho' situations. In one of the childbirth classes he had to put on a sad and sagging sack that only remotely evoked the shape of a pregnant lady. Poor guy. I believe Thiemo made enough of a contribution lately. He desperately asked to skip "Bootcamp for New Dads", a very American class for expecting fathers in which advice, doughnuts and a new born baby are passed around. That was fine with me, I don't believe that chocolate covered babies and doughnuts will really prepare us for what lies ahead.




Well, we all have to carry our burden these days. My little burden isn't as heavy as it's supposed to be. Our last ultrasound showed that we are running pretty low on amniotic fluid. Unfortunately we are on bed rest now, lying around on the sofa in an eager attempt to accumulate more fluids! Keep your fingers crossed that the water level will rise again, otherwise baby will be induced before our actual due date. I already received a steroid shot for baby's lungs to mature, just in case they'll gonna get her early. Meanwhile my blood sugar levels are in their upper highs, throwing a great, big party, but "you gotta do what you gotta do", as Jose would say. So baby and I are resting and cuddling on the sofa, counting the days...

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

"Having Babies is not for Sissies"

says Becky, my nutritionist from the Carolinas Diabetes Center, presenting a nice and shiny needle for the insulin she is going to provide me with. Yes, damn it, I have gestational diabetes now, a rather annoying side effect of my pregnancy. I am a chocolate addict, but not a sissy, hell no, and so I have learned to control my blood sugar as well as my sugar cravings and even give myself insulin shots at night. And Becky is right, you can do anything for 8 weeks (six weeks now) and anything for the baby. And as I don't want my sweetie pie to cry for more SUGAAAR once she has left her gingerbread house, I have put us on a strict diet and set up a tight workout schedule, which now define our daily routine. It's a low-carb, non-sugar and almost no fruit diet that allows you to have 17 small grapes per day. What a joke. But as I'm not willing to give up on the sweet things in life, I have already provided my parents with a nice list that reads something like "Christmas cookies, Kinderschokolade, Milka, Lindt..." and will make our reunion in December even sweeter...


But hey, I'm definitely enjoying my pregnancy and the ever growing pumpkin, which I have eternalized in a belly cast a couple of days ago. Not that I'm too fond of having this humongous piece of plaster (that unashamedly displays a pair of gigantic breasts I'm not allowed to keep anyway) standing around in our apartment, but this belly cast project I participated in earned us a nice prenatal massage. And who would say no to a free massage??